

I just bought a leotard. I may or may not regret this decision.
But it was only $3.95 on ebay and it was American Apparel.
Which is my new addiction, as long as it is cheap and on ebay. Here’s my two steals today.


I just bought a leotard. I may or may not regret this decision.
But it was only $3.95 on ebay and it was American Apparel.
Which is my new addiction, as long as it is cheap and on ebay. Here’s my two steals today.
I love to make lists. When I was in a boring class during grad school, I would present a facade of engagement by scribbling lists instead of class notes. I made lists of bands I’d see (long one), traffic tickets (also long), foods I don’t eat (short) and the hundred blocks of every major Chicago street from Madison to Howard (long-ish…and yeah, I know them all by heart). So when my beloved A&E editor at Chicagoist told me we wouldn’t be making any year-end or decade-end lists this year, I died just a little bit inside.
But I’m a resilient Bird, and I shall prevail. So here I am to make lists for you, unhindered by silly things like editors and deadlines. Sometimes I’ll explain my choices, sometimes I won’t. If you’re here, you’re good with the Webz so just look shit up.
Which one should I post first: Most Underrated Guitarists of the Aughties or The Most Embarrassing Albums I Really Liked (of the Aughties)?
Lists! Yes! I currently have a list of bands to check out, designers to by from, christmas presents to purchase, doctor’s appointments to make, etc. etc. the list goes on. A list of lists. What’s wrong with me!
This will never cease to be funny in the world of myself and my little brother.
So I just got a bonus of $100 for being the top sales person last month.
Do I save it in the event I have a bad month this month and make no money?
or do I buy the necklace of awesome:
Do you ever wonder why they put flowers and butterflies on toilet paper?
Sort of emasculating, don’t you think?
I need to take some advice from Jarvis Cocker these days.








Photos I shot at There Will Be Awesome.
It was awesome.
As if I could focus on work today as it were.
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I met Davy Jones once. He’s shorter than you think.
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Ketchup is amazing. ON EVERYTHING.
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It’s strange that the Irving Park post office has been flying the flag at half mast for at least the past three months. Do they know something I don’t?
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the end.
And this is my new favorite band.