Aubrey Jane: Archive

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May 25th

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May 22nd

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I can’t sleep. I haven’t really slept...

May 22nd

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File under: Yes. I’m that annoying...

May 19th

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May 19th

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Just listened to this song for the first time in...

May 17th

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May 17th

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Last night...

I was watching the episode of 30 Rock where Kenneth goes on a date with a blind girl and Jenna has to sing the role of Michael McDonald. She sings “what a fool believes.” I was dying with laughter, quite like I do every time they reference Michael McDonald. I’m a little obsessed with that song. The best part? Ten seconds after she started singing my phone rang. Guess what...

May 16th

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Feeling so very blessed...

these days, guys. For the first time in my life I’m going to be able to live solely off of photography earnings. At least until July, after that I really gotta find a real job. Who wants to hire me? I swear I’m 1000 times more awesome than my resume makes me out to be. Good feelings these days. I think my luck is finally changing.

May 14th

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May 12th

The more “How I Met Your Mother” I watch, the more I realize I’m Ted. Especially in the most recent episode. Parallel lives, for serious.

May 5th

So...

I’m doing a maternity shoot on Sunday, the first I’ve ever done. I’m doing a little research on it and I discovered, quickly, that things can go from good to really really weird in a hot minute. Think I’m going to just dive into it and get creative because doing research is really creeping me out. Ideas thus far: -The Banksy baby carriage -Something involving baby...

May 4th

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May 4th

A week from Friday. I can’t wait.

Apr 30th

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Today’s jam. Just enjoyed a lovely...

Apr 24th

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Last night...

I woke myself up and scared the crap out of my dog by yelling in my sleep. I know this because I woke up in the middle of the word “children.” Guess the internship is finally getting to me.

Apr 22nd

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Apr 21st

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Watch

Your daily moment of aww.

Apr 16th

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Apr 11th

Apr 3rd

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Peace out

‘merica. I’m off to Vietnam until April 10.

Mar 22nd

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Mar 21st

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Mar 20th

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I know I’ve posted this before but I really...

Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

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Last night...

I rode my bike to Quenchers to hang on their brand new patio with a few friends. As I was sitting on my bike at the intersection of Western and Fullerton I heard someone get out of the car behind me. It was unusual since we were in the turning lane. My first instinct was fear, that I was going to get kidnapped or mugged. Since my parents are convinced I’m going to be sex trafficked in...

Mar 19th

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Mar 18th

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I am going to murder the neighbors dog for ruining this perfect sunset beer with her yapping.

Mar 15th

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Mar 15th

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Mar 15th

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On online dating 2.0...

This week in the online dating universe, I recieved an email which stated the following: “I would love to admire your lovely face and armpits and be dominated by you, if you are ok with it. Do you have a dominating side?” I’ve heard of foot fetishes, but armpits? Really? I can’t make this shit up. Where the normal cute, quirky, creative dudes at? (with their lovely...

Mar 15th

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There was a time in life when I believed...

That Jaws lived under my bed. That you could get pregnant by yourself, asexually, like plants and it freaked my shit out. Thanks fifth grade science book! That my family was Italian (we couldn’t be more Dutch if we tried.) That my stuffed animals were alive and did all kinds of cool stuff without me while I was at school. My favorite one still lives in my adult bedroom drawer....

Mar 14th

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Mar 13th

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On online dating...

You guys, seriously, this shit is bananas. I keep getting messages from dudes in the 45-55 age range. Just yesterday I got a message from a guy old enough to be my dad who was a “submissive bottom” and was “looking for a partner that seeks that.” Yes, this is where I’m at, guys.

Mar 12th

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Mar 11th

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Watch

Did a little singin’ and strummin’ today and wanted to share with ya’ll. I think I look sort of like an alien but other than that, enjoy.

Mar 10th

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Mar 10th

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Mar 9th

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Truth

“We’re consumed with this sense of urgency and we’re operating in these high frequencies, never having real peace. So I went off that grid.” -St. Vincent

Mar 8th

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Just in case you were wondering...

I freaking love the new Andrew Bird album. That’s all I have to say about that.

Mar 6th